The freak dan les fiches is also unpredictable in the best box-of-chocolates sort of way: you never know what you're gonna get, but you know you're gonna get it good. A FITS likes to shake things up, keep a guy on his toes. She might whip out a flogger one night and a fur glove the next. She might handcuff him or find a tiny little erogenous zone behind his left knee that he never knew existed. She gets tired of bed sex and will ask for a little sumpin'-sumpin' in the kitchen or the shower or on the hood of the car. In the driveway. On Saturday afternoon.
Finally, a true freak is passionate about sex, but I don't mean your basic, garden-variety passion that everyone thinks they possess. I'm talking about someone who is completely sold out to the sexual encounter at that moment, giving every shred of her body and soul and energy. A FITS doesn't hold back—she's like the Tasmanian Devil 'twixt the bed linens. Whatever she does, she does it balls to the wall and without hesitation, distraction, judgment or regret. When you get with her, you'd better bring your A-game, sir, because she never leaves home without hers. When it's over, you might leave her bed sore, bruised, sweating, even bleeding, but you'll also be a sated ball of blissed-out goo.
There are other qualities that contribute to high sexual achievement—selflessness, stamina, creativity, others—but most fall under the big four listed above. And no one has them all, trust me, so don't think you fall short just because you aren't a world-beater in every category. I simply describe the ideal; how you pursue it in your quest for freakiness is, as they say, limited only by your imagination and your libido.
OK, readers, time to spill: Are you a freak in the sheets (Rosemary is!)? What do you think defines a lady who is?
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