Front of Card: "Thank You" with subliminal message "lick me"
Inside of Card: "I love how gratitude brings out the tongue in you"
Front of Card: "Congratulations" with subliminal message "now let's have sex"
Inside of Card: "What better way to say, Nice going! than with full penetration?"
Front of Card: "Happy Birthday with subliminal message: 'let's f*ck now'"
Inside of Card: "That's right, I said, 'Let's f*ck. Now.'"
Front of Card: "Hey You" with subliminal message "do me"
Inside of Card: "on the stairs... in the back seat... kitchen counter"
Would you give your man one of these cards? Or do you think they're a bit much? Which one is your favorite? Mine is the last. I think it's more, um, visually inspirational.
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