Think any of these celeb Weiner Cousins ever enjoyed Thanksgiving dinner together? Okay, probably not, but I'm guessing Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Bruce Willis (I had a major crush on Bruce Willis in 4th grade. Okay, I still have a crush on Bruce Willis. Don't judge.) might have spent a holiday or two together. I wonder who their next Weiner Cousin will be now that Ashton's getting the boot.
And now, the Top 3 Dos and Don'ts of Celebrity Weiner Cousins by my boyfriend:
*Dos:*1. Derek Jeter because "he's done a lot of hot chicks in his day." Let's Go Yankees?
Justin Timberlake because "he got to bang Britney Spears when she was hot and un-tattered." Team JT!!
George Clooney because "It'd be cool to say I'm Weiner Cousins with Clooney… Every guy wants to be him and every girl wants to date him." Agreed.
Don'ts:
Tiger Woods because "I don't think I would have the energy." Don't blame ya, hun!
Rick Salomon because he was "Paris Hilton's sex tape partner. I'd rather not dip my, uhh, toe into those waters." Okay, he had to Google the name for this one but good point, J.
My music history professor from college… "Enough said."
Ah well, there you have it. I'm Weiner Cousin-ed out. Go have fun with your real family now. Happy Thanksgiving everyone!
Bored on Thanksgiving? You should play this fun Dos/Don'ts game with YOUR boyfriend! Who are your favorite Weiner Couples? Who did your guy pick as his top Dos/Don'ts? Had you ever heard of Weiner Couples before this post??
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