Haha, there really is no question unasked on this forum!
Right-hand pocket: tees, ball.
Right back pocket: ball marker (which is a Hungarian coin), pencil.
Left back pocket: glove goes in here when putting.
Left-hand pocket: scorecard, and my phone (which I might be using Hole 19 GPS app on, but other times I don't and the phone stays there really. Might check WhatsApp if being held up by slow play).